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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
2 seasonsComedy, SitcomTV-14
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125 episodes will be broadcast over the next two weeks

    Pilot
    Big Flappy Bastards
    Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
    The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
    Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
    If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
    Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
    Phase One, Complete
    Merry Thanksgiving
  • Pilot

    Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
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  • Big Flappy Bastards

    Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
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  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
    Upcoming
  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
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  • The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
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  • Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
    Upcoming

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  • After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

  • Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.

  • Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Starring

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Angus Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

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